You Can MAKE A LIVING Doing That?
Okay, so who among us knew that you could have a career in writing fortune cookies?
If your hand is raised, you are lying.
This man is calling it quits after, wait for it, THIRTY YEARS of writing fortune cookies. The reason? Well, we believe you’ve got to hear it out loud to believe it.
That, and we open “Other News…” with, well…is there anything more annoying than an incompetent arsonist?