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Men Should NOT Name Kids

Look, we (men) are good at naming cars, guns, storms, wars, & dogs.

BUT

Ladies, KEEP US AWAY FROM THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE!

Even George Clooney's wife, Amal, has had to learn this. See, they are expecting twins. George owns a Tequila co., "Casamigos." So, he thought, "What a great way to solidify my brand...I'll name one child, "Casa," and the other, "Amigos."

Uh-no.

Ladies, what did your man try to name YOUR child?