"The Lebo's Santa Claus Hotline" brings up an interesting question: where does Santa keep the ponies that kids in Texas ask for? Have you seen the video of the Tennessee Christmas pageant where the little kids fought over the baby Jesus? How did your kid "steal the show?" Talk about knowledge for life, who knew that many candy canes are made ("Smartest Person..."). And in "Other News..." the ultimate expression of Star Wars Nerdom.