I Might Get Some For My Lawn!

I love this! EAG News claims the Washington Elementary School in Salt Lake City is using a herd of goats to landscape their campus. The goat's owner, Greg Cover, tells KUTV that his animals work for $3,000 as opposed to a landscaping crew, which wants 8,000. “We’re not hurting bees we’re not hurting birds, it’s…

Denny's New Mascot Looks Like What!?

People are mocking Denny's new hat-wearing sausage mascot. Some say the talking mascot looks like a turd. Denny's says they have no plans to change mascots or how the sausage looks. “Sausage has been looking for an opportunity to out-shadow his breakfast counterparts for a while, so it was only a matter of time before…

You Got Married Where?

Deadspin.com claims two Buffalo Bills fans, named Kaitlyn and Gerald, got married yesterday during a tailgate party at the Bills stadium. Gerard wore a Bills sportcoat while Kaitlyn wore a Bills dress. A wedding officiant, dressed like a referee, officiated the ceremony. What different place did you get married at? More on the Buffalo wedding…

The Atlanta Braves Messed Up!

I believe this could have been an honest mistake, but it was a real not thinking moment! WCYB claims the Atlanta Braves have apologized for playing The Scorpions' ''Rock You Like a Hurricane'' during a game against the Miami Marlins. CBS claims the team is now offering free tickets to any Marlins fans fleeing South…

It's All About The Kisses!

A survey by Smint reveals that 44% of women have kissed a married man. Other findings: 32% of women have kissed a work colleague. the average woman will kiss 19 men before finding her soulmate 21% of women have kissed a date with bad breath 18% of women have kissed their friend's boyfriend 11% of…