Why do marathons have to be so long? I mean do you really need to run that far? I doubt you'd ever see me run 26.1 meters or whatever it is, or even 5 K. I mean 5 K of what? Finally the town of Bourne, Texas has heard the cry of Underachievers like me!
They are going to have a race that's less than a Third Of A Mile an even feature a Donut Break in the middle! Its a solid .5 K! The race sold out so in 2019 it's gonna be even bigger!
The best part, you get a free pint of beer at the end!
When can we do this here in Charlotte?